The Big Cheese’s Prayer

We couldn’t possibly celebrate the birth of Baby Cheesus without a prayer to the hallowed cheese.

Our Cheesus, who art in Waitrose,
hallowed be thy Name,
thy rennet come,
thy will be done,
In Amersham as it is in heaven.

Give us this day our daily biscuits.
And forgive us our coagulation,
as we forgive those
who lactose against us

And lead us not into the heartburn,
but deliver us from gout

For thine is the kingdom, the curds, and the whey,
for ever and ever. Amen.

James 12:2017
A cheesy table