“Blessed are the cheesemakers” – Cheesus the first
“Prepare thy cheeses. The bagman cometh this morning to gather the flock. Ye shall know him by the knock at the door and the plaintive look in his eye. Benedictus qui venit in nomine Cheesus.” – Cheesus the fourth
“The good lord giveth… in 8 servings, that ye shallt take and share amongst the cheesy faithful” – Cheesus the second
“…Cheese is patient, Cheese is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It does not dishonour others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Cheese does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres….” – Cheesus the third
“…When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, I put the ways of childhood behind me. For now we see only a reflection as in a mirror; then we shall see face to face. Now I know in part; then I shall know fully, even as I am fully known.
And now these three remain: bread, butter and cheese. But the greatest of these is cheese.” – Cheesus the third
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