You were sat there on your lonesome on a shelf in the shop When I saw you I bought you and unwrapped you and chopped you all up Stuck you on some bread to chew I been doing the same for many a year And melting is so easy for you But I’m the one who always takes you out of the fridge And I can put you back now too!
Don’t – don’t you tease me Eating you is easy ‘Cause you’re lovely and you’re cheesy
Don’t – don’t you tease me You tempt me and you please me But your smell makes me all queasy
It’s much too late to find That you’re all wrapped up in rind You’d better get unwrapped or we will both be sorry
Don’t you want me, baby (bel)? Don’t you want me, ohh? Don’t you want me, baby (bel)? Don’t you want me, ohh?
After a phenomenal inaugural year of being Cheesus, the cheesy baton is passed over from Chris to John until next Christmas. John is very cheesy and will no doubt do a marvellous job of spreading the fromage far and wide during 2018.
A wonderfully cheesy afternoon including the The Big Cheese’s Prayer, much merriment and and Cheesus light box (oooh fancy) …
On 30 December 2016 we gathered to get together after Christmas and eat the cheesy leftovers and drink the boozy leftovers. We had a right old knees up and through a series of nonsense chats, CHEESUS was born, and the birth of the baby cheesus was rightly celebrated.
“Blessed are the Cheesemakers” – Chris Pendsé (Cheesus the first)
As is the tradition, Cheesus the first nominated his successor for a year. In the mean time it was the duty of the reverend Pendsé to promote the consumption and worship of cheese for 2017.